Loren's Life: 10/01/2007

Monday, October 29, 2007

Cheers!

I will be out of the office the rest of the week in meetings and then to London on Saturday, so I won't be able to post for another 2 weeks.

I'll check in when I get back!

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Guest Of The Year!

Woo Hoo! Jeff has been named Guest Of The Year for OTV! Let's give him a hand for being central Florida's public access televisions top dude.

No, it's not an Emmy, but I'm happy for him. He does have a Telly Award though!

Monday, October 22, 2007

Party Like It's 1987

Jeff's 20 year high school reunion was Saturday night.

It was held at a downtown art gallery with food, drinks, dancing, great 80's music and a bunch of people still stuck at 18, but with jobs and a more expensive wardrobe. I got to meet some of his old friends and get some good dirt on him from back in the day.

I must say (a not being partial), Jeff was the best looking guy there. We had a nice time and called it a night around 12:00 and headed home. Much to the dudes dismay because the goal was to drink out the bar and leave it empty. How high school!

Monday, October 15, 2007

Woo Hoo!

Jeff will be coming home a day early from Los Angeles! I'm so excited, I really miss him.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

A Letter To The Great State Of Florida

Dear Florida,

Please stop all of the over developing! I am pulling turtles off the road everyday and it's just not right. You and your stupid cookie cutter condos suck.

Sincerely,

Loren J F Stanford

Wednesday, October 03, 2007

We Don't Need No Water, Let The Mother F**ker Burn!

We had to evacuate our building yesterday because it was on fire, but only on the third floor and we're on the first.

People kept coming down stairs telling us to evacuate, but we were all hard at work and weren't ready to give up until several fire trucks arrived and the firemen demanded us to leave.

Hot air rises people! We had an audit to prepare for!

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