Thursday, June 05, 2008

Silly Things That Are Driving Me Crazy

1. white flip flops- they get so dirty and make the women who wear them look trashy
2. sear sucker clothing- on women it looks great, on men it's a whole other story
3. Choose Life license plates- would be fine if Florida had Freedom Of Choice plates
4. In Memory Of... rear window decals- I don't ever want to be remembered on the back of a car
5. grocery shoppers who park their carts in the middle of the aisle- move the F over!
6. whistling- I understand if you're great at it, but not everyone wants to hear it
7. two space parkers- parking in the middle of two spaces makes me want to key your car
8. collar flippers- looked stupid in 1983 and REALLY looks stupid now
9. they guy on the third floor of my building- long story
10. gum chomping- just plain disgusting