The Celebrities Who Should Just Go Away
1. Paris Hilton- Need I explain why?2. Avril Lavigne- Strawberry Shortcake is more punk than her. Can you even use Avril and punk in the same sentence?
3. Mary Kate Olson- What a waste.
4. Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt- Who are these people and why are they famous?
5. Kimora Lee Simmons- I want to tell her she's not a tough business woman, just a shallow, nasty bitch to all the people who carry her
6. Jennifer Aniston- Quit your bitching and move on.
7. Dina Lohan- Someone should throw a pie in her face.
8. Kendra Wilkinson- Huhuhuhuhuhuhhuhuhuhhuhuhuh.
9. The Other People From The Hills- I hope they saved their bonus checks.
10. Miley Cyrus- Will I see her face on a box of tampons next?
