Evil Blue Fiber
I'm addicted to the shaker fiber you put in your food. Being a Faust, I was raised in a house where if you didn't make your daily poop, something was wrong. My sister and I are obsessed with making sure we poop.I like the shaker fiber in the green bottle, however Publix was out last week so I had to buy the shaker fiber in the blue bottle.
Let me tell you, the blue bottle fiber is way more potent then the green bottle. I have been extra farty all week. To make it worse I have had new company people in my office all week and I had my annual OBGyn appointment. During my whole appointment I prayed, "Please God, don't let fart on my doctor."
It's pretty hard to conceal your farts around your colleagues. My sister will let one rip and take no remorse. It's a natural body function. Plus, when she lets out an SBD and her students smell it, she likes to say, "Those who smelt it dealt it!" Shuts the kids right up. I, on the other hand try to be a little more aware, but the blue fiber has been a challenge.
I even cut my recommended dosage in half and it doesn't help. I had to go all day without my fiber yesterday because of a follow up and some procedures with my OBGyn. I was afraid of the worst, but I was also going to the bathroom every twenty minutes to make sure I was okay.
My blue bottle fiber is gone as of this morning, so I can pop open my green bottle fiber and enjoy.
Stay away from the blue fiber!
