Friday, April 27, 2007

Minivans

They are the most evil piece of machine on the road today. They always pull out in front of you, only to drive half the speed limit in the left hand lane. Now that you are trapped, you are forced to look at the decals on the back of their children's names and what sports they play, right next to the positive listening radio station bumper sticker and pro-life license plate (yes, Florida has them).

And on those decals, to me they are only serve as invitations to child predators to follow you and get to know what your kids look like, what they do and where they go.

Stupid minivans.